People could generally be forgiven for coming face-to-chest with Eric. He was a disgustingly tall Viking with a taste for tight clothing. It happened.


<< That doesn't mitigate the fact she can be lazy as fuck, and every teenage girl loves take-out because it means less dishes to wash, >> Emma pointed out, barely breathing before grabbing one of those fancy sausages. << Or maybe that's just me. >>

<< These are fantastic, darling, by the way. >>