"You are very sensitive," Kate replied, agreeably. "You can bone your girlfriend in a clothing store dressing room, but heaven forbid anyone allude to it afterwards." She held the paper out for him. "Yes, I've got my list."

It was just a bunch of clothing items (including a matching bra and panties set because she was evil), a notebook and Lennox Fitzherbert IV, the teddybear he'd won for her at the amusement park.

Her needs were simple.