"Watching telly!"

Dorian started gesturing with his piece of bacon as he told the story. "Daddy was watching somefing boring and I climbed up on his legs and tried to build a fort outta pillows! And I climbed inside the fort and Daddy said he couldn't find me and I told Daddy I was a wizzaaaard."

He grinned. "And I fell asleep cuz a wizard needs his rest too and Daddy's knee wasn't too good a pillow but his feets took a nap with me!"