Bobby's Welcome Basket, Fall 2010

[vanillajello]

Contents:

- a map of Fandom (Kate's circled the Perk, Caritas, Turtle & Canary, Chilly Boulder and Town Hall in red)
- a packet of bandaids (half Hola Gato, half plain)
- a small bag of candy from Wonka's
- a disposable camera
- written instructions on how to download the radio podcast
- the latest issue of People magazine
- the latest issue of Persons magazine
- a potentially helpful piece of paper

What you may need to know about some of the teachers:

Vice Principal Deadpool: INSANE. Possibly certifiable. Doesn't make much sense and seems like he's making fun of you and you're just not getting it.

Captain Sparrow: Weird, but doesn't care if you wander off or fail to show up. Don't get too close to him, I don't think he showers. Yes, he's an actual pirate.

Mitchell: Laid back, does a lot of classes about TV & film. Good with the time displaced, and for learning about modern pop culture.

Loki: Swears a lot, don't take his class if that bother you. Do take his class if you like getting to argue with the teacher without getting into trouble. Also he's an angel.

Professor Skywalker: Very, very intimidating. But an excellent teacher. (According to my bf.)

Professor Cabot: Pretty. Apparently. (Again, according to my bf.)

Professor Atreides: Yes, that's her natural eye color.

Everyone else: haven't taken their classes/nothing worth mentioning