Voicemail

[vanillajello]

Hey, it's Kate, I'm somewhere doing something interesting. You know what to do.

-BEEP-

Comments

[onapalebicycle.livejournal.com]

(from here!)

"I don't even know your girlfriend. And my sex life is none of your business. Go have sex with her instead of asking me if I'm getting any. Or jerk off or something. I don't care."